askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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336,956 notes

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

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windandsails:

You know what they say about shoes hanging from a wire: they signify a meth lab’s nearby.
I suspect this one is run by the Hamburglar.

windandsails:

You know what they say about shoes hanging from a wire: they signify a meth lab’s nearby.

I suspect this one is run by the Hamburglar.

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in-love-with-a-fallen-angel:

king-of-destihell:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

I got 99 problems and…

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And this guy is ever single one of them.

did i just look at 99 pictures of misha collins

Yes. Yes you did.

29,543 notes

pemsylvania:

WHY ISNT HAIR SPRAY CALLED HAIR STAY

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panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

(Source: rubyredwisp)

416,406 notes

"This is gonna be dangerous"

Well lets not do it then

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fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

323,462 notes

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

350,877 notes

what the hell even is gary busey

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Undateable sounds like an annoying show

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nbcsnl:

Crack’s the new ice cream.

nbcsnl:

Crack’s the new ice cream.

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